Ladies, gather round. It’s time for a dose of sage advice from yours truly.
We can all agree that those early stages of dating someone you actually like are honestly the fucking worst. You are really excited by this new person, and you assume it’s reciprocal, but you really don’t know where you stand, and that can cause unnecessary anxiety. Is he seeing other people? Is he just stringing you along until something better comes along?? Is he going to run away if you make it known that you’d like to see him more than once a week??? Is it too soon to have “The Talk” about your status?!? It’s agonizing!
Well, worry no more, because I have unlocked the key to ending all that anxiety. I am going to tell you a very simple and extremely effective way to learn exactly where you stand with your new bae. Because I am a generous and altruistic soul, I am not even going to charge you for this. I am going to give you this incredible life advice FOR FREE. I know, but please, save your wildly enthusiastic applause for later.
Are you ready for this? Are you sure? If you’re not sure where you stand with him, and you really want to know, all you have to do is… Read the rest of this entry »