Goose And Soda

I recognize that being a heterosexual female is generally a bad life decision.

Month: September, 2016

Throw Another Shrimp on the Barbie

I was out with some friends at one of the many summer street fests in Chicago, well on my way to “I might not remember this tomorrow” territory.  About 4 hours in, it all gets pretty fuzzy, but the details I know for sure happened are thus:

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See, What Had Happened Was…

Most people know that phrase as a famous line uttered by Will Smith on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”  This is the intro that rascally Will uses when he is trying to ‘splain some *REAL SHIT* he got into.  My friends know this is one of my favorite phrases, and they tend to hear it when I am about to describe some absolutely bonkers mess I found myself  in.  If I start a story with that line, everyone is in for a real scare.  Treat, I mean.  Everyone is in for a real “treat.”

Without further adieu…..

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