Goose And Soda

I recognize that being a heterosexual female is generally a bad life decision.

Month: October, 2015

Are You Basic or Boss?


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Internet Dating: Part 1

So one time when I lived in a foreign city known as “New York,” I decided to try internet dating.  I recently stumbled across this gem of an email to my girlfriends, which sums up a lot of my thoughts about internet dating and how well that worked out for me (names changed to protect the “innocent”).

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An actual text I once sent during a group chat:

“You guys I cannot even.  It’s Tuesday at 7A and I’m having a conversation with my best friends about how a 25-year old side piece may have stolen a pack of birth control pills from my house.  This is real life.”