Goose And Soda

I recognize that being a heterosexual female is generally a bad life decision.

Month: August, 2015

I Am A Quitter.

The older I get, the more I realize that being a quitter is actually good for the soul.

I quit:

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Coprophagia

Why is it that everyone knows that it is a terrible idea to try and date someone you have already broken up with, and yet everyone gets selective amnesia with that ex who just won’t go away?

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Hospital Corners

Or “That time I helped host a bachelor party for a straight man.”  

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