Monica Lewinsky

by gooseandsoda

I mean, you have sex with a guy you like ONE TIME and not only does he disappear off the face of the planet after, but the asshole had the nerve to use your $500 Mackage dress to wipe himself off and now you can’t even take it to your sweet little Asian lady dry cleaner because then you’d never be able to show your face in there again from the weight of the Tiger Mom judging that would take place. At what point am I allowed to sue a guy for defamation of character, emotional suffering AND the cost of a new dress?!?