So Let Me Get This “Straight”

by gooseandsoda

1. You are a workout maniac

2. You wear Chip and Pepper jeans

3. You can sing on-key and play, “When I’m gone (the cup song)” from Pitch Perfect

4. You are on Pinterest (“for your mom”)

5. You can’t keep it up, even when you’re 100% sober

…and you want me to think you’re NOT gay?